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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. No point in worrying if there's nothing we can do about it anyway!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

And this doesn't count as suicide, becausebim pretending its not happening! Its perfect!