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37mm WW1 artillery shell w/ ketchup, side of lentil soup (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Step 1: ensure artillery shell is defused

Step 2: apply ketchup

Step 3: massage ketchup across the entire surface of the artillery shell for uniform coverage

Step 4: heat lentil soup over medium heat for 10 minutes

Step 5: remove ketchup from artillery shell, rinse with water, polish

Fully vegan, takes 10 minutes

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Defused? But a live shell gives it a much better taste. You're missing out on that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I'm afraid to touch my car battery because electricity is wizard magic. Handling anything explosive is well beyond the point where I'd shit my pants to death.