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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

that's so creepy dude 😬

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was also a joke pardner 🤠

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a creepy joke! Don't make it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Think I'll do what I like Chief. Might even go that route out of spite. Good ol' fashioned spite wife

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Do what you will but everyone is going to call you creepy, because you are.