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Man who piss into wind, gets wet.
"I see," said the blind man, pissing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."
”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
"I see," said the blind man
to his deaf dog
who was sitting on the corner of the round table
on the third floor of their two-story building.
"I see" said the woman, staring at the ceiling, realizing the frozen ice rink was more slippery than she thought.
Man who make mistake on elevator, wrong on many levels