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Silenced Comedian Won't Shut The Fuck Up (hard-drive.net)
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“Like a lot of modern day truth tellers, I’ve been silenced,” said Monroe in his Netflix special: Canceled Trigger Warning – Offended???, which he was paid twenty million dollars to produce.

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Texas Sex Ed Class Teaches Boys How To Cheat On Pregnant Wife (theonion.com)
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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)
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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia (youtu.be)
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Jimmy Carter Holds Open-Casket Birthday Party (theonion.com)
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Tim Walz Debating Chatbot Trained Entirely On Your Uncle's Social Media Feeds In Preparation For Vance Debate (thehardtimes.net)
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‘Damn, That’s Crazy,’ Announces FEMA In Statement (theonion.com)
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FDA Approves First New Schizophrenia Drug In Decades (theonion.com)
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Tips For Cutting Back On Streaming Subscriptions (theonion.com)
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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time (thehardtimes.net)
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Todd Phillips Assures Fans Incel Sensitivity Readers Were Hired for Joker Sequel (hard-drive.net)
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Missouri Executes Man Despite Questions About Evidence (theonion.com)
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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)
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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs (theonion.com)
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Botox: Myth Vs. Fact (theonion.com)
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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs (theonion.com)
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’ (theonion.com)
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Timeline Of Book Bans In The U.S. (theonion.com)
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Man Struggling To Sleep Reminds Self He Can Always Deal With Home Invasion In Morning (theonion.com)
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Amazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Men (theonion.com)
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REPORT: Scientists Officially Reclassify Pluto as Pathetic (reductress.com)
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Experts Say Young People Should Learn to Code so They Can Get a Job 10 Years Ago (hard-drive.net)
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Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera (theonion.com)
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New Features Coming To Instagram’s ‘Teen Accounts’ (theonion.com)
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