Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs : theonion

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago

that’s a vibraphone

[-] [email protected] 2 points 37 minutes ago

Thank you! I was about to comment the exact same thing!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Thank you!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 hours ago

Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCnvzajWXCAOAq_Y1jNLFQXg

I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Presumably they'd still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Not an accordion?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

why'd the ai make his hands so big smh ^/s

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

He still has Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

[+] [email protected] -29 points 4 hours ago

I see trump, I block community

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 hours ago

It's a link to The Onion.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

maybe comment op can't see through the layers

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Because you generally don't want to bite into an onion.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

onions are delicious

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

A sea of deleted comments. The hell do you even do here?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Back on Reddit there were people who set up scripts to automatically delete comments after a set amount of time to prevent people from looking at their history. As you could probably guess, they were usually the most stubborn and argumentative sort on the platform.

Though I've upvoted that user before and I normally don't do that to people being disruptive, so who knows? If only there were some sort of history that would tell me what kind of user they were...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

We sing. We dance. We are a simple people, sahib.