[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, "Hi, I'm AI," to avoid detection.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Trams don't need to worry about no porking zones

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Disregard currency; acquire sleep

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

To paraphrase his mum, he's suffering from an anus horribilis.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

To be fair, the workers were probably used to calling it Twitterylene.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I work in a university. Our web based services bork surprisingly frequently after Chrome updates and the IT Helpline's go-to response is 'have you tried ~~turning it off and on again~~ Firefox?'.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

It's only erased £85b when you consider the £300m we're saving every week /s

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Golden shower fetishists left disappointed by 4D VR experience

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But Mom, Jesus never had homework

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The Funeral March will never be the same again!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Nobody dreams of being in Sheffield.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Hi there! The name's Clippy, James Clippy. Looks like you're trying to take over the world. Do you need any help with that?"

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