Hard and soft tacos? How accommodating.

Just make your own words! Append that shit to any word you want. Be a mongermonger.

I saw "Hey ChatGPT, please write a text I can send to every customer today that maximizes the size of my tips".

That's not a jablecloth that's a jlacemat.

You don't understand, he has to piss himself because his pants are continuously on fire.

That episode is 27 years old.

But you must! How else would they know to shopsaf sosalarbdlmgre sofasdpsd dsflasos sdfasd afsdfasops?

1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement.... If you had a light breakfast and it's the only other thing you eat that day it's not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber (Not the stick though), and a multivitamin wouldn't hurt.

Why not both?

I dunno, wore a mask in public during the worst of it and used hand sanitizer regularly? I think it helped more that I'm a homebody with no friends.

I would have said the same. 3 and a half years working retail during the pandemic and last week was the week it knocked me on my ass. Be careful.