whenyellowstonehasitsday

i don't think dog vomit is particularly yummy and probably tastes pretty chemically but dogs tuck into that shit like it's le cordon bleu

why did you eat cardboard soaked in ammonia

sugar is a "raw chemical" 🤓

i like to think my palate is slightly different to that of a dog

they evolved to basically survive on table scraps and other food humans didn't want to eat so i'm not sure our concepts of "peak taste" will be the same

people sometimes have to stop their dogs eating their own vomit

you'd think but this week when we spun the wheel of the-one-thing-everybody-in-the-world-universally-is-allowed-to-complain-about this was what came up

me irl but ich im echten leben

amazon spent a lot of money on trying to do this and then found out the technology doesn't exist and outsourced it to india