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It should be illegal to marry your cousin, as well as anyone who is underage. It might be a good idea to abort incest babies if the mother feels the same way.

What a cool guy

Woah. Thats really cool and I always assumed they were just hieroglyphs but older. Is there anything else u know about them? You sound really cute and knowledgable UwU

IBM raped my dog.

A trans teacher in my area literally got surrounded by an angry mob and quit her job. It was her first ever teaching job.

Most rural people hate me and want me to be murdered after I'm publicly humiliated.

I live in a rural area and I am just really tired of having to hate all of my coworkers. They'll all try to rant at you unless they know you're lgbt, in which case they'll never talk to you and report you for everything.

That's enraging because there is a reason we have a phonetic alphabet and not cuneiform.

I love you darling.

Yes. Every woman. From you. Don't get to know them first.

I'm getting the cool instrumentals of star trek the next generation, and a reminder to boldly go where nobody has gone before ! Do dedooo dedodededoooo

Yeah I can't say you're wrong. I just felt really depressed and got super jealous because my project failed. In the end it doesn't matter because it won't affect anything.

Sex with my husband. Even when I've jerked off 5 times in a day and my dick is sore. Its always worth it and when I turn him down I always regret it. I honestly don't really care about the feeling that much. I like it, but I just really like how happy it makes him so the feeling is nothing by comparison. It fills me with so much joy being able to share something so beautiful. Its so amazing when we can just hold eachother and listen to eachother breathe.

There was once a time when sex wasn't that great because I'd just picture stuff in my head and it was like masturbating. Now I put special effort and attention into focusing totally on him. It is so much better, and it has turned sex into a real social activity with him. Its like watching movies or going on a hike or anyother activity that requires shared thought and teamwork.

ROFL you don't live in America? I thought you were going to give me hope. Nope, God just sent you to mock me. Yeah its so awesome that you had all of that happen in your fantasy kingdom full of elves and fairy sprinkles. I live in a world where cops threw the narcan we gave people into the river. I hope your project evaporates and you get pulled into the same pit of despair I did!

God, that was such trash. I'm so unbelivably angry jealous and envious that you people get to live in some kind of fantasy land. Maybe if I lived in France or wherever my project wouldn't have been such a waste of time. Thanks for reminding me.