tinyVoltron

New England would like to come with you!

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

It's ok. He's white. /s

I don't think I've ever seen a Walmart cashier without a line. Doesn't matter how many cashier lanes and self checkouts are open. Find it hard to belief they are ever able to just stand around.

We should take CEOs with fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti.

40 is ridiculous. I'm 49. Our generation essentially invented the internet, cell phones, etc. you may have been born to the darkness but we created it.

Decades? Slowest sinking ship in history.

Pretty sure Don Draper made this ad.

Those little guns go pew pew.

I have tried this. We saw it in the grocery store and wanted to see what it actually tasted like. I assure you we had no intention of ever buying it again. It was a traumatizing experience. It tastes sort of like salty spoiled fake maple flavor. It is almost impossible to get the flavor out of your mouth once it is there. It is very unpleasant. Would recommend 10 out of 10.

Screw that. I'd shock myself while they explained it just to make sure they weren't lying.

How did they not put any guns?