This is a good way to note which of your ports are fully functional.

"Bah gawd, that's daddy's music!"

Data-GPT: "If you are going to lunch, I recommend asking the replicator for a pizza with foraged mushrooms and extra glue."

Bike theft is such a problem where I live I've been very hesitant to get another one. If they can't get the whole bike, they'll wrench off tires/seats, etc. My town might be an outlier, but I wonder how other people deal with this kind of thing when their bike is their primary form of transport.

If not a podcast, then at least a video shot in portrait mode, alone in the cockpit of a shuttle craft because the rest of their house can't stand listening to their crap.

More like "Crappy Bird" right?

WHAT YOU SAY?!

I know it's not a solution, but the libraries where I live provide water, shelter, bathrooms, and outlets to charge a phone when they're open. They keep longer hours and serve as cooling/heating centers during heatwaves and cold snaps, and host agents from a number of supportive services a couple of days a week. I know it's not their job, and that there should be dedicated, fully funded solutions for these things, but some library systems are trying very hard to meet people's needs where other government services aren't.

If this were the movie version of Bane, his dialog would read as, "Mmmph mm-mmph, mmph."

Now introducing UbuRecall! Do you remember what you clicked on yesterday?

We do!

Yeah, in attempting to put the genie back in the bottle, all they end up doing is hurting innocent people.

The MiG is out there, Nintendo. You can't stop it, and blocking videos from honest content creators isn't going to change that.