squiblet

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

They've attacked ships from countries that have absolutely nothing to do with that conflict.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

His blood is BLACK! Magnetic. Full of nanobots. Controlled by 5G!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ole to Lena: “I was thinking on my feet today.”
Lena asks, “Why, were you too lazy to sit down?”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

My DNA is a sexually transmitted disease

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That was their quick response, of course. Washington DC is “the swamp” which I guess is why Swamp Baboon is so eager to go back there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The guy under indictments for a multitude of corrupt acts is still going on about “the swamp”?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

hot sauce

whiskey

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (8 children)

maybe something badass like "Dark Brandon"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

They had their loser reasons for backing him then and they still stand. Trump is popular enough with their deranged constituents to carry the state in any election, and that's what matters to them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The first things I recall learning to make for myself were marmalade sandwiches and this concoction of pinto beans, sausage and cheese. I'd heat it in the microwave, which in classic American tradition was made by an offshoot of a defense contractor, Litton. The first thing I learned to cook on the stove, when I was 7, was scrambled eggs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

What I don't get is that a dick the size or shape of an eggplant would just not work, for anything.

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