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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Slower? Have you not seen all the beans? Maybe that’s just my feed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Flush the toilet, and then clean it with bleach. For added protection, have the swirlee wear goggles, maybe earplugs and a nose plug, and have them close their mouth.

If you’ve watched Jackass, Steve-O volunteered to sit inside a porta-potty as it was hurled into the air. If you don’t mind seeing shit fly everywhere, you can look at the PPE he was wearing. Your swirly will be like that stunt, but much cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tell my body that I’m drinking alcohol for fun, and make sure it doesn’t increase the heart rate and blood pressure in response. Except for everyone in the liver department; you’re on-call tonight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think that was just an example. Tiered storage is fairly common, though. NVMe SSDs are faster than SATA SSDs, which are way faster than hard drives. Amazon has a “glacier” tier of cloud storage which is pretty cheap, but it can take time (hours) or money to download your data. Great for backups though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Rest in peace, BaconReader. May your codebase somehow live on as a Lemmy client.