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The ranger has twice as much experience as the wizard, the cleric has +2 level adjustment, the fighter can afford a +4 longsword with standard WBL, and the party has an APL of 12 how many times can the party cast teleport with all their level 5 spell slots?

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

Prosecutor: "do you swear to the truth?"

Me:

Too many jrux

Poor Skim Scott.

Kidney stones are miserable. Drink your GD water

What's that in metric?

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers...

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you ...

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.

That's why I always field meltalogs

Meanwhile I'll the one literally swimming in coins

More brutal than honest, actually.