If it flies, look for a huge spike in stds

Right. "Don't ever make a mistake and nothing bad will ever happen."

I work (part time/retired) for a nonprofit that coordinates and connects volunteer tutors with kids experiencing homelessness.

Never occurred to me (before I signed on) that kids in shelters or on the streets are still going to school while having to deal with no consistent “home” to do homework, irregular/unreliable sleep schedules, absent or overwhelmed parents, etc. Most Volunteer Tutors become important positive role models and a reliably supportive, adult presence in their lives, and the value is immeasurable.

I mostly help the org with marketing material — including editing videos with heartfelt testimonials and Thank-You messages from students — and I swear, most of the time I can barely hold it together to get the work done!

Are you 100% sure of that?

YOU’RE

9/11.

I didn’t think much about the dangers of religion and “faith” in general until then.

Colonoscopy?

Is it true that the name comes from the recursive, “Gnu’s Not Unix”?

“Xitter,” pronounced “Shitter”

I closed the tool palette in the illustration app of a coworker and replaced it with a same-size image of same.

Donald Trump was elected president of the United States.

Living longer (and in better shape) means choosing quality of life over tradition and expectations of others.