Used to be a double latte or cappuccino from ol’ reliable DeLonghi Dedica, enjoyed on the porch while catching up on news.
Now it’s instant all the way, usually drunk with desperation while trying to keep the small human from killing himself in a really dumb way.
Moon moon is an absolute treasure, thanks for digging it up!
Pfff, my personal experience is that almost every plan goes straight out the window before the first round is over anyways. (And usually makes for some real fun stories.)
Original was great in its time, I’m cautiously excited for a remake!
Misread that as nectarine gobbler. Still, appropriate, looks tasty.
She’s beautiful!
And full of life!
Her name is Mentos the freshmaker, because her farts will clear the room.
I like the way you think.
Where do I sign up?