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Hah your mom has a cool boyfriend.

Legend says if your are the chosen one that he'll rise from the water and bless you with a holy pipe wrench.

Has science gone too far?

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!??!?

Impossible

IMDB ratings are meaningless. I base this on the fact that firefly isn't rated 10/10.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Waaaaaaade start the reactor.

Nah, he fucked.

I would like to know more.... For a friend.

The dead give away was that they had CDs of "The Sims" PC game placed around.

Well they sure don't call themselves the grateful alive. Also sorry