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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Coming soon to a future headline near you:

"Big Microsoft Azure outage as termite infestation introduces new bugs"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tip of the Zoidberg? The yeti one.

Thanks for doing this. I want to see more.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Soon the dragon inside the egg that we thought was the moon will hatch. It will stay around our solar system for a while before departing into the unknown.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This. You will need some way to push the caliper piston back. I'm not familiar with the way KIA does it (push back in or some sort of twist to push in) since different manufacturers do different things.

If it's simple push piston back in, It will help to unscrew the cap from the brake reservoir to prevent pressure from undoing it. Make sure you don't overflow the reservoir since brake fluid does nasty stuff to paint.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is it to the bike cargo box?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

To the mouse: "We have ways of making you talk."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TROGDOOR!

TROOOOOOOGDDOOOOOOOOR!

Burninating the countryside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

10/10 for covering up for your henchmen who failed to get a lion in time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Baby is now a werewolf and howls loudly when Kodi is buffering.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

If you think there is a chance you got exposed, You should get the rabies vaccine from urgent care. It's almost impossible to know if a bat bites you.

If you wait until there are symptoms, you will die because it's too late. Not even joking, the number of people who survived rabies is like 29 worldwide as of March 2020.

I woke up a few years ago with a bat flying around the bed room and ended up getting the vaccine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I love this and would definitely try one. Looking forward to hearing how it goes.

How much of the malort flavor comes through and lingers?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (9 children)

I think they mean Delta V or the potential change in velocity. So it's saying that a lesbian relationship has the highest potential to travel the furthest.

From that, I can extrapolate that lesbian relationships are the future of space travel and all future astronauts will be in lesbian relationships.

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