racketlauncher831

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I can assure you that there are EVEN MORE women out there care about personality AND height...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I take it back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

All those dangling function bodies... and there come the garbage collector.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I hate them too but they are just trying to eat and breed, just like us. So kill them with mercy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You want a dic pic now? You know, try to make it up to you?🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Your boss became your girlfriend, now wife?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, she finished off the monster with a Wing Chun one-inch punch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

Reading the first sentence of your post: I dispise you.

Read to the end: I love you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some religion believes that a soul can reincarnate into non-human anmals such as pigs. Or even inaminate objects. If a soul gets whipped in hell it can vanish.

So at least we now solved the underpopulation problem.

And do you know that some non-human animals can upgrade to humans or even gods if they consume holy food/drinks, or 'charged' by holy relics such as sacred stones?🤭 Yeah, that creates new souls!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When knowing a rejection is destined, I would rather disappear and see the crush be with someone else. A hope which has been shot down is a scar for life, whereas an attempt never made painfully warms my heart forever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is the typical example of 'I have a solution here. No who's got a problem?' Hahahaha.

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