quantumfoam

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I am the eggman, (Ooh) They are the eggmen, (Ooh) I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Needs more BRRTTTTTTTTT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Wasnt there a movie about this where almost everyone was basically a vampire, and started running out of humans and human blood to eat?

[–] [email protected] 126 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ive always thought the doctor in voyager was an underused character. He was a near immortal AI made out of light. He could still be around during the heat death of the universe, dishing out snarky remarks. He would probably have some wild stories to tell.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Huh, who would have guessed. Try to make people enjoy what they do and the job less stressful and productivity increases.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

When he is teleporting through the wall, i can picture the the sound that he makes, and it is the same as super mario 64 backwards stair jump speed glitch. Yahhoo, yahhoo, yayayayayayayayayayayayayayahhoo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Waiting for the fork named fuckyu-ntndo.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Im not sure how i feel about that, and this might be an unpopular take, but does everyone need an absolutely untarnished past to be able to be recognized for something? Or can we just accept that while not a perfect person, he is a pretty decent figurehead for anti-putinism?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Can you order cake like you can order pizza? This calls for further investigation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In my case it was:

Me: I want to change my car tire, and i naturally assume we are parked safely in the garage. This is a routine maintenance thing after all.

Car: Sure thing! bork

Me: Umm, why are wrapped around a tree?

Car: Well, we were currently going 60mph, and we posted about it on this website.

Me: Why is there no warning that tells me that doing maintenance now will crash my car?

Car: Well like i said, there is, and it is on this website you should have gone to.

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