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I took it as the donkey being .NET

I wish I could flick the V

Those balls are too big, they'll never make it in

https://aussie.zone/comment/3742559

Source: it was me, I was there

https://github.com/xvzc/SpoofDPI

So instead of giving them little money, you want to give them absolutely nothing

When PoE just doesn't cut it

All you'd need to program that ESP32 is an USB to UART adapter, you can get those for pennies on the dollar. I've never used Ethernet on the ESP32 so I can't attest to how easy it would be, however I do know that doing it over WiFi is super simple.

Strip the debug info, should be a lot smaller. Also check out TinyGo, it's meant for embedded devices

Probably cheaper to just use an ESP8266 or the like

Why stop at 2000%