pinkystew

joined 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

You guys are getting topped? I can't even get a booty call

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That bitch looks like Draco Malfoy and I want a horse to kick her like she snuck up behind it and screamed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm trying to understand your conclusion, it feels like you have contempt for humanity because of their inability to tell when a conflict is resolved?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I wish we fucking lived longer so the people who doomed our planet would be alive when it starts burning. I hate that their selfishness will go completely unpunished, and that they get to die happy and comfortable in their beds after sentencing billions to death.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please fuck me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

August of '69. The first Woodstock.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

She left the lens cap on

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every member of my lineage: "I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me" before doing exactly that.

Me: "I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me" fucking aced it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do you get the server to restart itself after the certificate is renewed?

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