"I want to break free" was written by John Deacon.

There are plenty of people in the US that refer to England as "London".

... an egg laid by something that was almost, but not quite, a chicken.

That argument is similar to the whole "platform N taking down content violates the 1st amendment" argument. It's a non sequitur.

Finally! This one has bugged me for so long...

This reads a lot like a Jonathan Pie rant. 😂