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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

It's called "Health Points" smh

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My main problem is that most of the memes aren't even funny.

Make memes that are funny and then we can talk

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black hole goes brrrr (cloud.tilde.team)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Alt text:

Template: rageface comic

Panel 1:

(Question on screen): "black holes too small?"

(Sad person): "yes"

Panel 2:

"Troll physics"

(Picture of trollface)

"Has the solution"

Panel 3:

"take small black hole"

(Black hole visible)

"Add your mom"

(Giant person visible)

Panel 4:

"gravity does it's thing"

(Your mom gets sucked into a black hole)

Panel 5:

"Big black hole"

(Big black hole onscreen)

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Alt:

"When someone gives you a death threat but you're still alive:"

Man says: "how do you do, fellow immortals"


Before anyone asks, I have alerted the mods and he has been banned

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beans! (cloud.tilde.team)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

--frame 1--

(Derp to waitress): hi waitriess, can I have some food

--frame 2--

(Waitress): here's the menu!

(Waitress shows menu without any beans)

--frame 3--

(Derp): I know there are beans behind this door

(Metal door in background)

--frame 4-- (Derp): ah-ha!

(There are 6 chests label "bean box")

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

--Transcription--

-frame 1- (Happy derp face to troll face): hello sir, I would like some memes

(Troll face): come right this way

-frame 2-

(Troll face to sad derp face): Our newest collection of politics just rolled in

(Drawing of poo on the wall to symbolize the memes)

-frame 3-

(Sad derp face to troll face): these aren't real memes

(Troll face): 10 trillion social credit has been removed from your lemmy account

-frame 4-

(Happy derp face): oh, how I missed you, my dear rageface comics

(Funny memes are on the wall)

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

I don't know if I feel like dancing

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

One word: bots

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Use git.

Please.

I'm begging you.

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[-] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In Iceland I think there's a law against giving your child an embarrasing name. It's one law that I understand

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

WHY DID HE GET A WHOLESOME REWARD???????

[-] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago

The price for glasses. It's like this because of a stupid duopoly

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

blackberry donated $10000-24,999 to freeBSD

Blackberry gave more money

sauce

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Alt text:

Template: Troll face

Top text: there is an imposter

Bottom text: among us

[-] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago

Google can do whatever bullshit they want, I am still not letting go of adblock

I won't use sites with WEI or adblock blockers

I won't use chromium

You can lead the sheep to the spyware but you can't force them to open it

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Other way around

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

There's a massive difference between saying "noooooo!!!!! That's too old!!!!!!" And saying "you don't have the right libraries"

Also because it's a dependency issue, won't flatpaks fix it?

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