objectionist

sounds pretty real and straight… not fake or gay here

unless gay for classic rock? truly there’s no telling

play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

it could also just be a fan of half life and they actually don’t know any better

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

i wasn’t really taught this as a kid but somehow i still hang on to that natural wonder of seemingly “normal” things like typography on a sign or the root systems of various types of trees.

never go away, innate curiosity

maybe i’ll be able to afford a whole home ~~battery~~ soon

FTFY

i tried tapping those boxes way too many times to see the text behind them…

can’t believe people would be so lazy as to invent an entire medium of travel that requires less skill than that of riding a bike

dude are you me or some shit, this hits way too close to home

sshhh… it just works :)

cause shit just works, yknow?

you’re calling to get out. calling in sounds like you’re providing a reason to go in that day, which imo makes even less sense

ah, so nonexistent?

welcome to the party, sir non-chalant