reversing polarity is the solution to all of your woes.

1-800-COLLECT

dishing out some sweet... Harrisment

"bait and switch" is the technical term.

linamp really whips the penguin's ass!

not so much for understanding but, fight club is a different movie the second time around.

unless you inherit a large base written by someone who is bad at it where their approach seemed to be to write new bad rules in attempt to cover up previous bad rules and so on. we all know how supportive employers are at addressing technical debt. (site redesign cant come soon enough)

root password: "putin6969"

"stubborn"

change your user agent to "fuck reddit and fuck you spez v. 1.2.45"

here is another one: did you know that Marilyn Manson was "Paul" from The Wonder Years

just tell them there is a black man at the moment of theft, they will get on it lickety split!