Crashing into a tree would be charged as treeson.

... Are the same who ride high chairs! UGNH!

Bless your heart.

Don't lend money to friends or family. Give it a a gift or not at all.

Straightforward funding requests from the instance are just fine. Advertisements can gargle a cactus.

Go to your local library to find a friend.

The highest comment-to-code ratio I ever wrote was a CMD script that had to combine three different escaping conventions.

It was a good day when I got to throw that one away.

And they helped you level up your fence-climbing skill.

These shitposts are coarse and irritating and they get everywhere.

I have good wired headphones (10 years old) and good earbuds (5 years old) and use both. There's a place for each.

I was just contemplating deleting my account (vs. letting it rot) after I got the email this morning.

If any post was ever deserving of a +1 this is it right here.