nikosey

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again

Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i remember that smell. i worked the "slime line" in a fish processing plant in Seldovia AK for a summer. basically scooping fish stuff out with a metal spoon connected to a hose for 12-14 hours. fish scales everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

pulling over at a gas station to ask for directions

& optimizing emm386 & himem.sys

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

each day is better than the next!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

there was an old ad with a kid sitting on a dock fishing, eating a bologna sandwich and singing "my bologna has a first name, its o-s-c-a-r. my bologna has a second name its m-a-y-e-r"...

nothing wrong with the commercial except it turned out to be an ear worm that would live in my head FOREVER. my brain trots it out at least once a month for no good reason. usually more.

ive never bought bologna and i'm low key mad at Oscar Mayer so maybe this counts?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

i had one of those apple corer things you press down to cut an apple into slices and leave behind the core in a cylinder.

used it one day at work and started feeling more and more nauseated and dizzy right after eating the apple slices to the point i had to leave work and go home.

i googled it later and discovered apple seeds contain a small amount of cyanide. i guess normally if you don't chew them they pass through just fine no problem. but that apple corer thing had sliced through several seeds.

i've chewed a seed or two before without issues so maybe i got some mutant apple or something but fyi about the cyanide thing!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

the sun is the biggest star in our observable solar system

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

so the toilet isn't #1? is it #2?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I watched it several times trying to figure out where that came from. Your loot explanation makes the most sense.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

rats can't vomit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

if you ask a police officer for a piece of candy then legally they have to give you one

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