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So I played the original TimeSplitters last night in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Dance dance dance dance dance like a monkey

300+ Arrested in Police Raids on Columbia & CCNY to Clear Gaza Encampments in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Protest imitates life

Israel fears ICC will issue arrest warrants for Netanyahu and other top officials in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

"Hahaha nooo don't make me find out after fucking around haha lol"

Bodycam video shows handcuffed man telling Ohio officers 'I can't breathe' before his death in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but Kyle Rittenhouse cried so everything is okay

The Onion is sold to new firm known as Global Tetrahedron in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dinosaurs destroy man... women inherit the earth

Police in Japan have arrested a 36-year-old man on suspicion of selling illegally modified Pokémon save data to customers online in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can buy jpegs for 100k and sell them for 84 bucks too

Police in Japan have arrested a 36-year-old man on suspicion of selling illegally modified Pokémon save data to customers online in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah so he was commiting temporal anomalies and risking a subspace collapse from tampering with multiversal duplication.

5 years in prison sounds too lenient (/j)

Police in Japan have arrested a 36-year-old man on suspicion of selling illegally modified Pokémon save data to customers online in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

monocle pops off face in shock

The whole internet loves Kagi, a lovely paid search engine that can find things! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the CEO is an unhinged narcissist who will harangue you in email in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Vader voice: noooooooooo

The whole internet loves Kagi, a lovely paid search engine that can find things! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the CEO is an unhinged narcissist who will harangue you in email in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Wait whats this about AI? Can anyone explain? I just started the free trial because i was tired of shitty google results, are they literally doing the same thing now?

Ocean Heat Has Shattered Records for More Than a Year. What’s Happening? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's just volcanoes!! /s

Reddit shares plunge almost 25% in two days, finish the week below first day close in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Bull trap. Which will follow with a bear trap. Then after two bounces it'll crash like Robinhood.