gonna teach them by playing monopoly properly

pfft, those union dues could have bought them an Xbox. Suckers.

dispose of it properly

Ship it to the Philippines and the container mysteriously vanishes mid transit?

Billionaire is a protected class

not in this economy

if you didn't say NZ I literally would never have guessed. That's an actual shock.

no real reason

because if wages fell 40% there would be fucking riots. your masters are robbing you with the most basic slight of hand and it's working.

Congratulations, you are free.

cats with jobs

I'd like to take this opportunity to decline writing for Drew in solidarity

alternate title: Analysis shows we've been underestimating the size of the ocean by 30x

wait, that's how you impresses girls? oh shit I've been doing it all wrong.