Wait a minute, Xena can’t fly!
mattd
Pizza, uh, finds a way
I’m pretty sure he says fuck in every episode he’s on
Trump claims he only used to be racist 40 years ago
I heard a stupid mnemonic that helps me out
Underpaid? Medicaid
Gray hair? Medicare
It mentions it in the giant table. The citation takes you to a page where they mention it in passing
Normal body temperature can vary up to 2°F in a 24 hour period. According to the Guinness Book of World Records (New York: Bantam books, 2000, p. 263), the person with the highest body temperature who lived to tell about it is Willie Jones. On July 10, 1980, Mr. Jones was admitted to the hospital with heatstroke. His temperature was 115.7°F (46.5°C). After 24 days in the hospital, he was discharged. Body temperatures of 109°F can be fatal. (Statistic from Prevention's Giant Book of Health Facts, 1991.)
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If only this image were as sweet as you, sir
Hymns here! Get ‘em while they’re holy!
Listen pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I still have one thing you'll never have: a soul!
Meh
And freckles!