mattd

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Listen pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I still have one thing you'll never have: a soul!

Meh

And freckles!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait a minute, Xena can’t fly!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pizza, uh, finds a way

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure he says fuck in every episode he’s on

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump claims he only used to be racist 40 years ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I heard a stupid mnemonic that helps me out

Underpaid? Medicaid

Gray hair? Medicare

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It mentions it in the giant table. The citation takes you to a page where they mention it in passing

Normal body temperature can vary up to 2°F in a 24 hour period. According to the Guinness Book of World Records (New York: Bantam books, 2000, p. 263), the person with the highest body temperature who lived to tell about it is Willie Jones. On July 10, 1980, Mr. Jones was admitted to the hospital with heatstroke. His temperature was 115.7°F (46.5°C). After 24 days in the hospital, he was discharged. Body temperatures of 109°F can be fatal.  (Statistic from Prevention's Giant Book of Health Facts, 1991.)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

If only this image were as sweet as you, sir

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hymns here! Get ‘em while they’re holy!

 

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