That only applies to products though.
Getting a taxi and then running off without paying is still stealing, even though there's no theft of an actual product involved. There have always been legal ramifications for theft of services, and this is no different.
For the record I'm not shilling for Ubisoft here. They can eat a bag of dicks. I just think the point the meme is making is based on a false premise.
That's exactly what it is yeah. 22 years (or 20 for the boy) before they'll be eligible for parole. If they're deemed to still be a risk to the public then they won't be released.
The UK doesn't do life sentences with no eligibility for parole. Every sentence will include eligibility for parole, with the maximum period for eligibility being around 25 years. But obviously there are still plenty of prisoners who don't get parole and spend their entire life behind bars.