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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That weird compulsion to always be in pursuit of a relationship might be gender dysphoria.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shitty people are seeking damages because a company failed to sufficiently insulate itself against the shitty things that those same shitty people were doing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

At some point it will happen to you, and you will be sober. And when it does, you will remember this day.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When CCST filed its lawsuit earlier this year on behalf of more than 70 Texas institutions, it said the Education Department’s rule was created “with a thumb on the scale to maximize the number of approved claims and, ultimately, further the administration’s loan forgiveness agenda.”

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

"Uh-oh, someone's making a policy I don't like, and I'm not sure I can sway enough voters to block it. Better break the policymaking process entirely."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Images you can hear

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I've done that a handful of times. It's only happened when I've been on full mental autopilot and totally distracted with other things.

The more frustrating part about it is that my acquaintances notice and figure if I slip up, then it's more okay if they slip up from time to time too. And yeah, I try not to give people too much grief if they make mistakes, but, like... Please try not to make mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit Voltaire atrocities.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... Was she into it?

 

Every time I try to spread butter or jam over a slice of toasted bread using a steak knife instead of a butter knife, I never seem to be able to spread the topping that evenly.

I know I could figure this out if I just used my brain or paid slightly more attention while buttering the toast. But if I went to that effort, I could have just as easily gotten out a proper butter knife and made the whole issue moot, and I'm definitely too lazy to do that, so here we are.

Slight caveat: the steak knife in question is non-serrated, if that makes any difference.

 
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