To be fair, Event Horizon scared me as an adult.

In the vein of “kids are stupid”, the Never-Ending Story scene with the sphinxes.

Saved!

I initially missed that these were syrups and was wondering if the addition of 1 cup of sugar to your tea was a typo.

I should really go sleep…

I’ll edit this to provide a link at some point, but dadsplain might be what you are looking for.