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Boredoms, or V∞redoms, are a rock band from Osaka, Japan. The band was formed in 1986 by Yamantaka Eye, who was previously the frontman for the controversial performance art act Hanatarash. Boredoms' sound has been described as noise rock or "Japanoise," with elements of psychedelic rock, ambient soundscapes, and tribal drumming. Their music is known for being chaotic and experimental, with Eye's vocals ranging from screams to babbling. The band has gone through multiple lineup changes over the years, with drummer/vocalist Yoshimi P-We being the most consistent member alongside Eye.

Boredoms have released numerous albums and EPs throughout their career, including "Osorezan no Stooges Kyo," "Soul Discharge," "Pop Tatari," "Chocolate Synthesizer," "Super æ," and "Vision Creation Newsun." They have also gained attention for their live performances, such as the "77 Boadrum" event in Brooklyn in 2007, where they corralled 77 drummers to perform a massive live show.

Overall, Boredoms are known for their unique and unpredictable sound, constantly reinventing themselves and challenging the boundaries of what a band can be.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts.

Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.

Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

"You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's the greatest, isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok".

Surprised, the pope follows up with: "He visits every year?! It's been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"

The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"

The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"

The alien says "Yea, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?"👽🤔