jimp

“Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” [email protected]
#onelinepoetry

Great laptop. I’ve used one at work for the last couple of years. I’d highly recommend any ‘business’ Lenovos (Lenovii?)
Coincidentally I’m saying goodbye to my trusty T490 tonight and starting new adventures with my newly issued T14

AHH SHIT I NEED TO UPGRADE MY TEXHNOLOGICALQ ABILITIES ETC

ANY MY MOST DANK COMRADE BUT THERES ONE ON NETFLIX AAAAAARGHHH CALLED FANTASTIC FUNGI WHICH HAS CRANKED MY HOG RECENTLY, ALSO IPLAYER HAS ONE CALLED THE MAGIC OF MUSHROOMS FUCK THE POLICE

“THE BRILLIANT WAY THE MYCELIUM OF SAPROTROPHIC FUNGUS USES DIGESTIVE JUICES TO BREAK DOWN WASTE MAKES IT A RECYCLING MACHINE LIKE NO OTHER” #FEEL

THE BIGGEST ORGANISM IN THE WORLD IS NOT THE BLUE WHALE LIKE YOU THOUGHT DUMMY BUT A MYCELIUM #FUNGUS #INEXORABLE

I GOT THIS BITCHIN FONT FROM A WEBSITE ONLINE BABY!!!

¿¿IF I TYPE #MEMES IN HERE WOULD IT GET PICKED UP AS A HASHTAG OR AM I JUST CRANKIN’ MA HOG IN THE WIND??

I so want one of those!

I’ve had this little fellow hanging in my shower for a year or so now and it’s great. Turn it on and it connects pretty much instantly. Weirdly good sound for the size and water resistant. Keeps my phone dry too

Yeah. I’ve had a leatherman squirt on my key ring for years. It’s always in the same place, has a useful set of tools and has got me and quite a few others out of some minor scrapes

!the_[email protected]