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They're orders of magnitude more real looking.

You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It's because we care about you

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you're a fucking freak

I'll blackmail ur meat industry bb

Maybe you aren't that good at writing code

Landed on "Rudy had his hands on Klays neck, that's why Draymond attacked him"

We all saw this happen in HD so we know that's bullshit

What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?

Grooper warforged dad.

He'd definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.

Hey you're from Indiana too! I've noticed Kroger's the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea