funwiththoughts

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Babe, did you fall from Heaven? (lemm.ee)
 

Because I just heard you speaking in this deep, menacing growl, and then I turned and saw the red skin and horns and the pitchfork, so naturally I started wondering.

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This was a great dress rehearsal, good job everyone! (lemm.ee)
 

I think at this point we only need to practice two or three more times, and then we'll be ready to start the Universe for real. Now, once more, from the Big Bang!

I blinded the Beholder, how do I perceive beauty now? in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The part of the Beholder's eye where beauty resides is separate from the part that he uses to see, so as long as you didn't take out the whole eye, you shouldn't have any issues.

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As a man, it's really annoying how I have to try to walk on three legs every evening. (lemm.ee)
 

Like, okay, I can handle some changes. It'd be nice to have a consistent number of legs, but switching from four in the morning to two in the afternoon -- it's not the worst thing ever. But having to walk on three legs in the evening -- that's just ridiculous. What kind of organism walks on an odd number of legs? It's so inconvenient, I can never keep my balance. I swear, whatever mf came up with this system must have had some serious complexes...

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Reminder: tomorrow is the day when the courage of men fails. (lemm.ee)
 

Our friends will be forsaken and all bonds of fellowship will be broken. Please refrain from attempting any activities that require courage or bonds of friendship until a later date.

Not sure what I should do for my second wish. in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I don't think this one really requires a creative twist. Just let him become a dictator, they don't usually lead long or happy lives anyway.

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What is taking the dolphins so long? (lemm.ee)
 

I gave them 20 million years, and they still haven't made a telescope.