[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hmm, or maybe I could try glancing and smiling to my invisible dinner companions.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Excellent form, this is my new model to aspire to.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Absolutely, sir or madam, I wish to display my utmost respect.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Would "waitron" be better? I can't keep up with all of the hep lingo.

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Looking expectantly at the glass, mopping perspiration from my brow, licking my lips? A hard, grinning stare directly at the server? Eyes downcast, my hands lying dejectedly in my lap?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm mostly a lurker wherever I go, but I'll think about posting something there. ๐Ÿ™‚

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