el_principito

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Comrades, look at my lovelies πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ–€πŸ€ (hexbear.net)
 

Best pic I’ve ever taken of them

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Look at this fat, dawg πŸ˜‚ (hexbear.net)
 

kitty-cri-potato

He’s all mine

Philip Agee - New General Megathread for the 18th and 19th of January 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.

Philip Agee - New General Megathread for the 18th and 19th of January 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Good clean fun sicko-jammin

Philip Agee - New General Megathread for the 18th and 19th of January 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart

brick-police

Overthrow of the Hawaiian Kingdom - New General Megathread for the 16th to 17th of January 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

My girl made brownies. This is why I’m 20 pounds too heavy.

kitty-cri-potato

Martin Luther King Jr - New General Megathread for the 14th to 15th of January 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

monke-return 🍊

Here you go

Even from my "progressive" father. Expect nothing else from americrackers. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

β€œListen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”

maybe-later-kiddo

Martin Luther King Jr - New General Megathread for the 14th to 15th of January 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Got a giant bag of tangerines.

Who wants one?

ATTN HEXBEAR: I'ma boop you and you CANNOT STOP ME in c/[email protected]
Anyone here like La Dispute? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ya. You like touchΓ©?

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I have a sinus infection and am itching for a workout (hexbear.net)
 

What do?

Part of me thinks it would be good to get some cardio and sweat out the mucus stuck all over my face.

The other part wants to lie down and consume fluids and soups.