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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This makes total sense to me. The program lines are the really important stuff, and baseball stats and vestigial organs are like REM in BASIC.

10 Don't forget to breathe

20 My name is Pico Paco, e/Lambda

30 Never more than 2 martinis unless I'm at home

REM What my appendix does is ...

40 Heartbeat = ml/beat x VO2 exerted or whatever

REM Rod Carew batted .388 in 1977

50 Use right hand first if possible

How To Start a Secret Society, handed out by Tlon Corporation at Urbit Summit 2022 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"You are luthiers" /headdesk

You can't take my land from me without giving me investment advice in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Trash fire, you say?

Today I learned The Epoch Times has a YouTube channel!

The Control Problem: Unsolved or Unsolvable? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Word Count needs to be added to the crackpot index.

Anybody else genuinely hate the 'wagers' these guys gush about ALL THE TIME in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Reading this reminded me of a certain OG wager -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon–Ehrlich_wager

I wish one thousand billionaires `a very pleasant morning` in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

May Guillermo Söhnlein be the Henry Hudson of Venus.

SneerClub Classic: Big Yud's Mad Men Cosplay in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Regarding the descendants of their heritage, this would make a great pseudo-scientific paper that executive competence will positively correlate with Mormonism or fundamentalist Christianity. If Jack Welch had 10 kids, and they each had 10 kids, they could run the entire Fortune 100.

If you've made it here from the outer reaches, comment and say hi in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I lurked at the sneerclub, and now I'm here. Hi all!