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I was confused reading that comic, because in French checkers is called "dames".

So yeah, even in that game, the guy would barge in and command you to "lady" him.

The quotation marks are a nice touch. Quality trolling.

You're right, this is what they've been announcing. The games you've bought will still be available for download.

This is not the case with the sega games we're talking about. The announcement specifically mentions the games will still be available to download if you bought them before the delisting.

Now play Fire Emblem. The S rank Sword of Ultimate Swording has 10 uses before it vanishes from existence. I'm keeping it in my inventory untouched forever.

Can't wait for the Banjo-Kazooie and Minecraft skins.

If it was there and I missed it somehow (doubt it, I spent a while in the area patching up my minotaur etc), there is no reason for the buying interface to even show up. I think that definitely counts as a bug.

And Metroid only had Samus Returns quite late in the 3DS's lifetime, and absolutely fuck all on Wii U. Only virtual console.

If anyone even remembers it, no, Federation Force doesn't count.

You're paying for the better seed, obviously. Do you think random numbers come for free?

That's okay, you can drop any pretense of trying to actually make a game around your crypto scam.

Congrats for banning two innocent customers for "security reasons" (apparently code for "your own incompetence"), that's definitely the kind of thing you need to make your ~~victims~~ customers trust your shady bullshit.

Except that doesn't work. I had the nanite requirement as I claimed the reward form the expedition tab. I literally didn't check the quicksilver bot before ending the expedition.

And a short while after I couldn't pay for the reward, my save converted to a normal game and the expedition tab disappeared.

Technically I have "claimed" it, as it is unlocked in the quicksilver vendor, but on my expedition save it's marked as already redeemed, and... Well no ship.

The article is not about how the game shouldn't be political (because this notion is absurd). It's about how idiotic the treatment of the writer's views is, to the point it feels like a parody of the statement they wanted to make.