booty

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

i try to find my hexagonal bear

it is lost

i sleep

i wake up, try to find hexagonal bear again

still lost

help

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Glad you're getting that sorted out comrade

Hope the machine helps! My grandmother hates hers and tends to wake up in the middle of the night and take it off

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think Roman slavery was usually like a contract thing. You're enslaved for x months/years and these are the kinds of things you can be expected to do.

Not an expert though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Can we do a marriage fraud so I can come to?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Coward, can't even handle being flushed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It took me under 7 minutes. I am Northernlion stuff

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

American christians: Ew wtf don't you fucking quote the bible at me

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

praying for him not to be the first victim of fatal ligma

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

You're not gonna convince me that counts as a separate species. That's just a dog. You won't fool me, Big Dingo!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

A message from the young to Slavoj Žižek:

Post hog

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

You're free to fuck off

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm so glad that I no longer have any responsibility to oversee a public bathroom. Americans are fucking vile

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