Just think of it as the middle movie of the strange trilogy that includes "London Bridge" and "My Fair Lady".

Or Yoda is a Forth programmer.

I DON'T THINK THAT THERE IS caps unlock... oh wow i did it, i did it. free T LAST ... OH NO.

Peans. Not quite peas, not quite beans. But something special in betweens.

Nutrition information based on unrealistic serving sizes.

I've seen an individually wrapped muffin "servings per pack: 2".

Then there's that Tom Scott video on how "zero calory" sweetener can be 4 calories.

This is my go-to antidote for that one

https://xkcd.com/1504/

Especially the alt-text.

Drain.exe would say "water in drive a:, commencing spin cycle" then power up the drive and make a gurgling sound.

Sheep.exe ... would create a sheep that would wander the desktop.

That probably wasn't a virus.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2bs41z/til_that_if_your_bios_was_made_by_awardunicore/

Galena hopped inside a package full of products they were returning to Amazon.

How much are they returning that they could lose a cat amongst it all?

Do they think that Amazon is a rental service?

One that sticks with me from chemistry classes: "Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass."

Maybe the second "DNS" should be "VPN":

The DNS is free. They advise users of their paid VPN not to use this DNS service as it already uses it behind the scenes.

Do you think that the next step is product placement?

"Draw a rabbit wearing a top hat."

Produces picture of rabbit, wearing a top hat, sipping a coke.