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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Windowception" is the lazy one. So I'd say, "We need to reopen this closed issue for a hotfix."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Bottom right:

"Here is a picture of my cat, my dog, and my late grandpa, all of whom I loved dearly."

Artist: "Say no more, fam."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Besides causing people to lose work, this shit pops up in the middle of lectures, meetings, and graduate thesis defences interrupting and distracting both the speaker and the audience. One time it actually fucking restarted the speaker's laptop in the middle of his talk with no option to delay that. If only it were back in 2, okay 5 minutes. Nope. Half an hour later 30 or so people are still waiting for the mofo reboot after reboot to be fucking done. Ah finally. Now you have, yes you fucking have to step through the shit we updated, Edge introducing doing everything it's not supposed to, while you are duck hunting for an skip option because neither you nor your audience gives a damn that Edge can track you and suggest coupons in the middle of a technical talk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Works and plays smoothly on Connect app.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I wonder if they collected enough data to make the change in ToS.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

To me durian smelled like death from two blocks away and tasted like death's wet socks after a week's worth of workouts in July in a blender with rotten eggs and dead fish. So for the love of God I do hope that OP's experience is closer to your experience with durian than mine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yep, that's happened to me too. It's like we reach the world's end after scrolling for a while... Kind of reminds me of that sequence in Coraline.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You decide to use the Task Manager as your old trusted weapon in the battle. Throw a pair of dice.

  • If the sum is greater than 6, the Wizard wins the battle, and you have to restart the PC/laptop, losing all unsaved work in the process.
  • If you land a pair of ones, twos or threes, you defeat the Wizard, and should now decide whether to give it another chance to revive and hopefully behave.
  • If you land any other values, you defeat the Wizard, but realize there's no hope to turn it to the good side or at least bring it under your command. Further exploration in the area tells you a greater evil called Windows 11 is behind the Wizard's atrocities. Your current attribute levels are no match for Windows 11's bugs. You lose with a fatal BSOD. Microsoft salvages your "diagnostic" information. Lower your shield and mana levels to 0, and regret your decision to upgrade to Windows 11 for three turns.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I second this. It'd be great.

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