This pretty much reads as an admission, yup.

Not sure if you're functionally illiterate or just retarded but even that speculative opinion piece concedes that warfare came hand in hand with agriculture.

No, that's not what a troll is.

Hell, link one. One link.

She is also white, like Jesus.

They passed a law to stop slave importing that took effect decades in the future, and hoped shit-for-brains conservatives would naturally phase out slavery and avoid a civil war.

Whoops. Turns out we had to kill a bunch of traitors to get rid of slavery.

Gay super soldiers, thanks for asking.

Yeah, because cocaine addicts would have no problem keeping a five pound bag of coke in their house for years.

This is a very, very stupid take.

So just keep walking up to the Ukranian lines saying you surrender until you get close enough to throw a grenade.

Throw grenade, then immediately resume surrendering. This one war hack will blow your mind!

This is the most illogical and flat-out wring thing I've seen in a while.

That's damn impressive, in its own stupid way.

Now explain how you came up with 100 as a good number of scholarships before defining the word "victim" to not apply to anyone currently alive.

Start a company and share ownership with all your workers.