Note that this is The Onion.
It's not cunning or malice. It's hubris and incompetence.
I do seven supers at a time (the capacity of my deep freezer) so I won't finish for a few weeks.
"A podcast about org charts."
I thought this was pretty good for a cheap phone.
Immodium AD should help stop you up. (I'm not a doctor.)
The real revenge would be what you've managed to accomplish since high school. I mean, if you're still just a "pothead," the joke's on you.
I wonder if it's like a No 2 pencil, where no single individual is capable of building one on their own. The skills, materials, and machinery are spread across numerous entities.
Definitely not a stupid question. I don't understand any of this.
Only do this if you're strong willed, or you may end up in a cult.
Let's have all three.
Here's a tip for other hobby beekeepers. Get a big white board and put each of your hives on it. Then add columns for all the things important to you, including the next time you need to take action on each hive.
This is invaluable to me. I typically keep 15-20 colonies. I track the current status of each hive, what I need to do next, how many honey supers I've got on each, and my last mite counts. I also keep a lot of detailed info in spreadsheets and a journal, but this is my go-to for prepping my weekly inspections.
The sad thing about this is that they even need protection.
Are you in Iowa?