Daughter: Let's play a game where we say a thing and the first one to say a thing wins.
Me: Okay, when do we start?
Daughter: Right now. Bun!
Me: Salad!
Daughter: I won because i said something first!
Me: Okay, let's play again. Wheel!
Daughter: Tree!
Me: Did i win?
Daughter: No, that time we were trying to say something second so I won.
Yeah, I tried a variety of Debian based distros to start my Linux journey and but eventually just settled on Debian stable and haven't looked back.