TheColonel

Is this a joke?

Of all things I didn’t expect, Fiona Apple was the original answer.

As someone else said, kudos to you.

What a well worded, concise, and accurate comment. And said with warmth.

Oh god is this AI!?

Die Hard

By a pretty huge margin.

That. Movie. Is. Perfect.

Agreed. That movie still gets me.

Rewatched it recently and as they keep getting deeper and deeper and more cut off, it just continues to be tense.

Probably Kid A, although I have memories so firmly attached to it that I don’t know that I’d want to.

Consider, if you would for a moment, that the above comment could be directed at people–it’s wild but hear me out–who are not you.

In prison!

Such an incredible line.

In this context, it means you need to read more carefully.

Tell that to JD’s Mamaw

You mother fuckers keep making this about Mamaw sucking dicks

That’s because it’s implied that this is how she knows she’s straight.

If JD, much like his treasured Mamaw, wanted to suck dicks, he’d know he is as gay as she is straight.

I am so curious about the details of this job posting.